this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
When are your genitals available?
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HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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