it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize