It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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