my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
