just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Two words: blizzard sex
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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