sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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