Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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