omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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