Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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