Say something about gay babies.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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