i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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