It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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