those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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