Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm both gender and math confused
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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