sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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