Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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