Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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