Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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