We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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