i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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