She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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