This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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