last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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