i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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