I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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