Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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