Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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