question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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