shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
