Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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