We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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