no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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