Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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