Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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