Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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