did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
did i walk over a car last night?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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