His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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