so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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