We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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