i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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