Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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