On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
