No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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