So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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