i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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