I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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