Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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