it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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