Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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