I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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