We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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