god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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