If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
wow bdsm is so cute
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