Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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